Guys, Men or Male
Or whatever that have a D**k in between their legs.
Alright lets just stick to Men & Women.
Men can NEVER understand Women, just like dogs can never understand cats. cats can never understand rats.
First, came across June facebook status saying:
"Saw a Guy slapping a Girl in the public at Junction 8 Shopping mall"
That guy should feel lucky that am not at there, b'cos am gonna give him one tight slap & kick his ass real hard. Oh damn, how could this still be happening at this century?
Is not the girl that's gonna feel disgrace, it should be the guy!
Men can Never understand Women. In terms of EVERYTHING
- Communication
- Actions
- Love
- Basically, just everything. except for Sex.
Things why Guys cant understand Women:
1st Why all the shoes? Really, my sister has suitcases full of shoes that I’ve thrown aside more often than she’s even seen them. It boggles the mind!” —Mark
( Women can NEVER get enough of these, yet the truth for men is One pair of jeans, trouser, shoes is enough for them for the entire year! )
2nd “I don’t understand their attitudes! Everything is good for, like, the first three months, but after that, it’s a whole different ball game!” —Danny
( This is simple, cos we always want you guys to be better & treat us better too! Is just like the first 3mth is good, but the next 3mth we want it to be great, follow by the next 3mth which we want it to be awesome!)
3rd “I don’t get why girls say one thing and mean something different. Like when they say, ‘You can watch the game,’ and then when you do, you get in trouble.” —Keith
( Common sense! We want more time with you guys & to be with together, getting your ass out of the couch and do some activities together, like cooking, sports, shopping. I know we still can be together and watch the game but ITS BORING TO US! is just like will you accompany us to some make-up workshop for hours ? )
4th “I don’t understand why women can’t just speak more directly. They always want you to do something, but they don’t put it in words. Instead, they talk around the issue. I wish they were more up front and just said it!” —Justin
( We just wanna know if you guys really understand us & our needs. that's why. )
5th “Why can’t they just go with the flow without planning it all out or putting so much pressure on the evening?” —Jason
( We like well schedule well our plans and not get messy. So that it flows well knowing what next & not getting bored of not knowing what to do next & end up getting disappointed in the end. )
Things why Women cant understand Men:
1st Why are men so bad at shopping? ( They just get tired with less then 30mins in the mall. & when you say the word "Shopping" look at the expression on their face! Duhh~ )
2nd Men & Video games ( How can you explain a grown up men can waste a huge chunk of their time playing at some unrealistic game? etc, Soccer or Street fighter. I mean so what if they get the highest score or level in the game? what do they gain? People start admiring you cos you can hit level 10 or being a superstar cos the country you like win in the game control by you. The unexplainable part is, they don't mind spending huge chunks of time on those games, yet when they talk over the phone for 30mins they will start complaining. Saying they are tired, blah blah blah ... )
3rd Can't men just understand & listen to us a lil bit more ?
4th Can't men just be a lil more gentle ?
5th Can't men just talk some topic which we are interested in rather then aircraft, soccer, electronic
6th Why men are always in a rush when they're talking over the phone with their gf.
BOOOOOOOO!
Ps: Like I said, Men & Women are from different world, yet they still fall in love.
Any explanation ?
Any explanation ?
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